BROOKLYN FAMILY THEATRE: Our friend Jonathan Valuckas helps to run this charming local theatre outfit; check them out next time you’re in the Slope, with our without a young’un. 

CARMEN MOFONGO: Michele Carlo has retired her Carmen persona, but now does other cool stuff instead.

CAVEMAN ROBOT: We are embarking upon production of a premiere musical, Adventures of Caveman Robot, in early 2006.  Here is a crash course in his lore. 

CHICKENHEAD: Jeff has done some writing for this site, which is the responsibility of John Wooden and John DeVore, among others, NOT Jeff, who was forced at gunpoint.

CHRIS HARCUM: An actor friend, whose site was designed by the same designer as this site, and may someday look as nice. 

DOG SHOW PARTY: It’s the yearly Westminster Kennel Club competition, mixed with a rave and the Daily Show.  Yes, we got drunk. 

EDWARD THOMAS: This is the home website of Jeff’s boss, a classical composer more legitimate than we could ever be. 

ENGINE COMPANY RECORDS: Our friend Blake Morgan is a record producer, and he just put out an album by Lesley Gore!  It’s true, dammit! 

HARRINGTON & KAUFFMAN: The comedy duo behind the hits Motel California and Nharcolepsy. 

JESSI GOTTA : One of our Bizarre Science Fantasy bitches. Talented girl, but seriously, don't cross her - she'll cut you.  

KATIE BRACK: Katie has performed in all of our Bizarre Science Fantasy shows to date.  Don’t put her in a show, because we saw her first. 

MAGDALENE PRODUCTIONS: Theatre company formed by Mikki Baloy, which produced Tupperware Orgy, a play we were in! 

PROCRASTINET.COM: The blog of director, neighbor and friend RJ Tolan. 

RED BASTARD: A terrifying clown who, in his civilian life, is our friend and colleague Eric Davis. 

SOCCERGIRL, INCORPORATED: The World’s First Naked Podcaster.  No, I’m not making this up.

TETRAGRAMMATRON: Home base of Jason Robert Bell, friend, lunatic, creator of Caveman Robot, Renaissance man. 

THE BITTER POET: Yes, he is bitter, and yes he is a poet.  And a fine performer to boot. 

TOM X. CHAO: “Tom X. Chao is a dryly funny downtown comedian.”  Except that he often works in Williamsburg now. 

TOO MANY WORLDS: The blog of Jeff’s boyhood chum Bill Kaminsky, who is currently a mad genius at MIT. 

USTHEATREJOBS.COM: Our friend Alyssa Simon funs this theatre job listing website.  Take advantage, citizen!

WHITEHOUSE.ORG: The actual White House website, and NOT a parody by Chickenhead.com.

WHO IS WILFORD BRIMLEY?: A question we’ve all asked.  But have we asked it in song?

YOUNGBLOOD: RJ Tolan (see Procrastinet) has a life beyond distraction-based bloggery...